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Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

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well did u get your blow job?

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 9:02pm by WTF93

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Lol. What if hairdressers actually did give blowjobs with haircuts...

#6 - On 02/26/2009 at 9:04pm by katcri

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