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Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13116) - you deserved it (41796)

On 02/26/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by Stixchop (man) - United States (Texas)

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