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Today, my mum is convinced I'm a hoarder. While I was out of the house, she went through my room and threw out stuff I "don't need." This included $500 worth of textbooks, a flash drive with crucial work on it, and my phone charger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28383) - you deserved it (2021)

On 01/09/2011 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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never let parents clean around your house

#1 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:26pm by LoCo2299

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Walk into her room, and throw her things out. Or better, pack them into a bag and drive them off to a local dumpster. And tell her that once she tries going through your stuff again, this will repeat.

#13 - On 01/09/2011 at 1:45pm by meteor_stream

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