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Today, I went to my dad and new stepmom's house for the week. Upon arrival, I was handed mouthwash, deodorant, and lice shampoo. The guest bed I was told I'd be sleeping in was fitted with a plastic mattress cover. I don't have lice and I don't wet the bed. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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You are inferring all wrong. They are clearly telling you that you have bad breath, you stink, and you're going to get lice from the last person who slept on that bed.

#7 - On 01/08/2011 at 7:52pm by DocBastard

See in context

just incase

#4 - On 01/08/2011 at 7:51pm by FrankHotpants

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