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Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

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On 12/31/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by ilik3catz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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haha you just got burned by your dad

#2 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:17am by utefan27

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don't worry op I actually kind of like flat chested women idk why actually I could care less

#6 - On 01/01/2011 at 12:21am by TXjuggalo972

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