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Today, the highlight of my day was someone prank-calling me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (4952)

On 12/22/2010 at 11:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

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Did you have phone sex?

#1 - On 12/22/2010 at 12:57pm by Skroal_stomper

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Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 12-pound balls. When they answer yes, say, "Then where do you buy underwear?!" And hang up.

#12 - On 12/22/2010 at 1:11pm by perdix

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