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Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29702) - you deserved it (2537)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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get some birds to fly in your house and eat them :D

#1 - On 12/22/2010 at 3:07am by yomamasmama

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free dinner!

#5 - On 12/22/2010 at 3:08am by optimusprime0069

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