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Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20283) - you deserved it (4885)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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you are clearly an idiot.. listen to the boxes.. you should be able to find it.

#2 - On 12/18/2010 at 8:18pm by carolynBlasphemy

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Unless you're deaf or something, which I'm pretty sure you're not because then there wouldn't be an FML in the first place, just follow the sound! Sheesh.

#3 - On 12/18/2010 at 8:22pm by Doortje

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