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Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need". After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15145) - you deserved it (2245)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:41am - misc - by yermom (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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So what you're saying is, when people are sad and broke they steal shit?


#6 - On 12/13/2010 at 10:22am by Trace01m

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it sounds like you brightened someones day

#7 - On 12/13/2010 at 10:29am by azhein

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