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Today, I woke up really tired after a night of just two hours sleep. The reason? The mall across the street forgot to turn off their music. It played Christmas songs all night. Loud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12755) - you deserved it (1396)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:37am - misc - by Doortje (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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And all you wanted was a Silent Night. How ironic.

#10 - On 12/12/2010 at 1:52pm by perdix

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CMoN! What happend to all of the Christmas Spirit?

#1 - On 12/12/2010 at 1:38pm by ooitastic

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