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Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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What makes you think all of the lockers were just for the team? Maybe some were for another team or the falculty? I don't know where you come from but from where I come from ONE team doesn't own the entire locker rooms. (Don't respond if you disagree, I'm just saying...and I could be wrong.)

Also, if you tried out (assuming you did) and got on the team, what's there to worry about?

#13 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:20pm by happygoluckyhh

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lmfao does that mean you counted every locker in that change room?
hm...
obsessive?

#10 - On 03/21/2009 at 12:26am by lifesucks789

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