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Today, I was kicked out of my track team's locker room because the coach said there weren't enough lockers for everyone on the team. There are 74 lockers and only 52 girls on the team. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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What makes you think all of the lockers were just for the team? Maybe some were for another team or the falculty? I don't know where you come from but from where I come from ONE team doesn't own the entire locker rooms. (Don't respond if you disagree, I'm just saying...and I could be wrong.)

Also, if you tried out (assuming you did) and got on the team, what's there to worry about?

#13 - On 06/04/2009 at 10:20pm by happygoluckyhh

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If they're just kicking you out of the locker room, and not off the team, then it's not your athletic ability. Sounds like someone thinks you're gay, and at least where I'm from, the crap your coach pulled is illegal.

#5 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:06pm by Andy

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