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Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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YDI. I hate when people stalk me for my parking spot. It's creepy.

#4 - On 12/10/2010 at 7:10pm by bugwub

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You should have followed the bus until they got off and then drove off slowly. That way, you'd look like some kind of cool private eye rather than an absolute idiot. It's all about image.

#6 - On 12/10/2010 at 7:13pm by perdix

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