Transportation: Park life

Park life

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

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By signinept - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines

Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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Help!

By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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Carry her home

By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 19:02 - Canada - Gander

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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Parked out

By penne_pasta580802 - 23/01/2020 14:00

Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML

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bugwub 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:10

YDI. I hate when people stalk me for my parking spot. It's creepy.

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:11

Wow, you're an idiot. Following then for ten whole minutes? You've got to Ne kidding me. You probably really creeped them out.

Comments

bladomas 2

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:03

idiot

CollegeGirl2010 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 2:34

yea!

ClickMyPicture 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 4:15

Stalker much?

jewban 3

Saturday 11 December 2010 5:27

and this is why you do your holiday shopping before hand

JokerJohn7 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:49

how is this even an FML?

mamamiaaa_fml 12

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:18

I don't think the persons an idiot you can't tell by looking at people that they're riding the bus. uhh um yeah. ahem.

teentee401 36

Sunday 20 July 2014 3:03

Yeah, what was your first clue that they weren't heading back to a car? When they left the lot?

Yeah_Thats_Me 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:04

Lmao fail

juliahockey 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:03

gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus, I see my friends!

bugwub 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:10

YDI. I hate when people stalk me for my parking spot. It's creepy.

ruby84 1

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:55

well.. you gotta do what you gotta do!

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 11 December 2010 3:12

You're creepy for thinking it's creepy.

Jess_4602 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:01

I use to work at the mall and when I got out and people were following me I'd purposely take a long time just to piss them off. I hate when people stalk you for your spot.

HiccupAstrid 1

Saturday 11 December 2010 13:36

The chicken!!!! ( answer to your profile picture. ) 

matticus27 14

Wednesday 17 April 2013 21:06

Walk down one parking aisle and then cut across a couple aisles to get to your car so they can't follow you anymore lol

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:11

Wow, you're an idiot. Following then for ten whole minutes? You've got to Ne kidding me. You probably really creeped them out.

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:13

Them* Be* This is what happens when you're sitting with 4 people in the dinning hall.

Nutz321 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:18

Don't you mean the "dimming" hall.

Nutz321 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 15:20

Damn it! .*?

perdix 29

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:13

You should have followed the bus until they got off and then drove off slowly. That way, you'd look like some kind of cool private eye rather than an absolute idiot. It's all about image.

rachel0707 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:23

aww thats unfortunate.. but poor couple. thru must have been really creeped out..!

Judus_beej 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:25

they probably thought you were stalking them and tried to throw you off.

BloodyHeel 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:29

You should follow their lead and catch the bus to the shops.

a_girl_i_know 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:34

You could have asked the couple if their parking spot was going to become available, their answer could have saved you ten minutes of following for nothing.