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Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML


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On 12/10/2010 at 4:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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YDI. I hate when people stalk me for my parking spot. It's creepy.

#4 - On 12/10/2010 at 7:10pm by bugwub

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Wow, you're an idiot. Following then for ten whole minutes? You've got to Ne kidding me. You probably really creeped them out.

#5 - On 12/10/2010 at 7:11pm by mintcar

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