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Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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that is messed up

#1 - On 12/10/2010 at 10:04am by alakomonus

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YDI for looking like a hobo.

#7 - On 12/10/2010 at 10:10am by DahkLohd

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