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Today, I accidentally locked my car & house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that i lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (6585)
On 02/26/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by MadameM (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
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