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Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18641) - you deserved it (3423)

On 12/02/2010 at 4:24am - misc - by e (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Top comments got a nap in, got back inside, and lost nothing.

Other than your keys and dignity, that is.

#14 - On 12/02/2010 at 10:41am by DocBastard

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maybe she didn't know for sure that you were locked out and thought you were out there for a reason. did you call her so she knew you were locked out?

#8 - On 12/02/2010 at 10:13am by gusgus36

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