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Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3821) - you deserved it (33168)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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dumbass ydi hope it jolted something in ur brain that awakens the common sense area...

#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 10:03am by kawigurl

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Hopefully, your Darwin Award will come along with a cash prize so you can buy a new charger.

It won't be enough to buy you some common sense, though, but that might take you out of the running for bigger Darwin Awards. Sadly, the big money is only given out posthumously.

#24 - On 12/01/2010 at 11:17am by perdix

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