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Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML
make love to the babysitter, that will show them.
Is he or she hawt?
If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.
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