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Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29639) - you deserved it (3748)

On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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make love to the babysitter, that will show them.

#5 - On 11/29/2010 at 12:57pm by thatdudeguy

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Is he or she hawt?

If so, you know what to do. Turn the babysitter into your own personal ho.

#10 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:04pm by perdix

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