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Today, a woman laughed after hearing my voice for the first time. This happens whenever I meet someone new, without fail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29981) - you deserved it (2917)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Username -

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Don't worry about it, Mike Tyson. Just punch her out or bite her ear off.

#3 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:00pm by DocBastard

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Stop sucking helium.

Or start sucking helium if that helps. Otherwise, try sulfur hexafluoride.

#4 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:03pm by perdix

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