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Today, I told my mom that I wanted professional head-shots done for Christmas. When asked why, I said "I want to submit them to a modeling agency." My mom exchanged looks with my sister before laughing so hard that she wet herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25263) - you deserved it (6246)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by brandiboobarry -

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Well, you had to get your looks from somewhere.

#3 - On 11/29/2010 at 6:07am by singer4life666

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woow. what is with the douchebaggy parents lately? even if my kids were disgustingly ugly I would never tell them or laugh at them for trying to make themselves more confident. geez.

#6 - On 11/29/2010 at 6:08am by kindlystfupls

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