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Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by brelni - United States (North Carolina)

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Jesus Christ. This should be put on a high school exit level exam. You people must have reading deficiencies.

#12 - On 11/28/2010 at 6:32pm by Freeze

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Are u guys like all not there? She said she was letting her ex go ahead of her to be nice, but she managed to make it to the bottom first by falling down the stairs...its not that hard to understand.

#13 - On 11/28/2010 at 6:32pm by lmtl30stm

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