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Today, I went to my parents' for the first time in months. Upon my arrival, I found out that I won't be spending the day with them because they've taken a car trip to attend a Sarah Palin book signing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21725) - you deserved it (4948)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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Today, I camped outside of a Best Buy to guarantee I'd get a cheap Blu Ray player. My…

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PALIN '12. maybe that's what the mayans were talking about.

#9 - On 11/26/2010 at 5:20pm by Epiczors

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I'm going to get ahead of the game and start the political controversy:

I think all politicians should be rounded up, placed in a large vat, and covered with glue.

Discuss.

#26 - On 11/26/2010 at 5:52pm by DocBastard

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