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Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18751) - you deserved it (5030)

On 11/26/2010 at 9:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

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I have only attended one Black Friday. Got a tv for 2O dollars, which was before flat screens and plasma was invented lol Hey, I thought I was cool to have my own tv when I was like 12 lol But ever since I heard people bringing guns to places and getting trampled and dying, I dont think getting something half off is worth someones life.

#14 - On 11/26/2010 at 1:26pm by iheartglasses

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that's one fierce grandma.

#1 - On 11/26/2010 at 12:54pm by pinkpillowz

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