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Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45764) - you deserved it (3370)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

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girl likes douchebag, douchebag shows his color, girl probably still likes douchebag.

#16 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:23pm by sonofskam

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I think he likes you.. and dont want a public display of ur boobs

#5 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:20am by kio

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