Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)
wow what a jerk
never mind him, there are better guys out there.
#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:57am by cameella
Could be a case of "you tease the one you love"? Or maybe he just didn't want everyone else to see you half-naked?
#4 - On 02/26/2009 at 7:15am by AJS
I think he likes you.. and dont want a public display of ur boobs
#5 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:20am by kio
I'm with #4, unless he said it really offensively.
Mardi Gras is weird. In England all we get is pancakes on that day, but you get to flash!
#6 - On 02/26/2009 at 10:19am by Lick_yer_face
#3 - what's that have to do with anything?
#4 - I could see that but he should have said it differently
if the two of you are really good friends then it would have been awkward for you to flash him.
#8 - On 02/26/2009 at 11:04am by frgnr
I am not a violent person. But if I were you I would've punched him in the face.
#9 - On 02/26/2009 at 11:46am by Tim
maybe he doesnt want you to be a crazy girl (and hes being protective) and wants a closer relationship? it all depends on his tone
#11 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:12pm by commonsense
he's definitely just an asshole. I mean really? he was asking people to flash him?
why do you even like this guy?
....classy, he's a real keeper....
#12 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:29pm by monmon
If this was anything like my crushes, I always want something I can never have. So... Yeah, I'm guessing you have a crush on some sort of alpha male and that he's probably way out of your league.
Better to have your heart broken now so you can go back to being realistic. ASK ME HOW I KNOW.
#14 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:43pm by MS
All depends on tone, his face, and your relationship. Either he was joking, being protective or being a jerk. And if its the last one, why do you have a crush on him?
nice guys always finish last
#15 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:09pm by spike
wow he sounds like an asshole.
but it's mardi gras...so he was most likely drunk..
#17 - On 02/26/2009 at 1:24pm by Maddie
The whole flashing thing is incredibly degrading to women, so maybe he was trying to give you some dignity? No, he's probably just an asshole who enjoys degrading women
And you enjoy drestroying traditions and probably want to take Jesus out of christmass. Here is a good point. if he really wants to degrade women, why does it work? Cause the girls want to participate! it is not degrading if the girls want to do it. Baka
Good. Because tourists are the only ones at Mardi Gras who actually flash for beads.
You don't have to do that...
The question is how well does he know you in comparison with these other girls? He might be a jerk or he might be treating you with more respect than those other girls. I would much rather see a naked stranger than my my best friend strip down. You don't have to see the stranger again, but it would be awkward seeing your best friend...
#21 - On 02/26/2009 at 3:00pm by relax
And thus should end the story of dickhead being your crush.
Although I doubt it. The girls on here tend to enjoy being with guys who treat them like shit.
#29 - On 02/27/2009 at 1:37pm by Grand Poobah
I'm SO sorry. I've had something similar happen to me too. I hope he didn't mean it that way. =[
#30 - On 02/28/2009 at 12:25am by Moni
your a fucking moron, he probably DOES like you and was just trying to be nice to not make you look like a slut and show your tits to the whole party, he wants that shit to be private! who the fuck wants a guy they really like to give them something that obligates them to flash a party, a trashy whore thats who! heres a tip, dont be such a whore, this guy probably likes you, its not a fml its "eh i'll take him back to his room once the party dies down a little"
lol. so you would have been thrilled if your crush was insisting on you to show him your breasts; therefore making you a sexual object and degrading you? Look, I don't know, but it seems the guy's all right?
Umm.. What's wrong with your tits?
Also.. #16...
THIIIIIS! Hahaa.
#33 - On 03/01/2009 at 5:57am by yep
That sounds like something I would say to someone I liked who I didn't think wanted to show her boobs in order to make her think I respected her body, when in fact, I just want to see her boobs. On a slightly different note, and in an effort to increase the exposed boob count of the world, you should have shown them anyway.
#36 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:13pm by Cormophyte
So clearly you don't crush on this guy for his personality.
At least I hope not.
And for the people saying he only did it so people wouldn't see her half naked... Why didn't he just skip over her then o.O
#38 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:25pm by MissFortune
Ignore the people saying he was joking, he probably wasn't. There's no reason he would stop you, unless he thought you were horribly hidious. Not saying you are, as I have no idea what you look like, but try looking for a new guy.
#39 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:20pm by BlueRiverAries
"wow what a jerk
never mind him, there are better guys out there."
lol, retard, it was a MARDI GRAS PARTY. Who the fuck looks for meaningful people/relationships there?
#41 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:48pm by Nemephosis
ew, Mardi Gras, im straight, but i hate sluts.... xD, just lve, who gives a fuck if uve exposed urself in public, uve still got more self-esteem then the girls that did flash him ;D
#42 - On 05/13/2009 at 2:32am by Aleister_Grey
Whatta prick.
I'm pretty sure it's a little thing called "self respect". Why would you flash anyone? ESPECIALLY in public?
This is Mardi Gras-where weird people go.
This guy is a jackass-just keep your head up high and know that you're not a slut like the rest of the chicks that flashed him =]
Like, why would you even CONSIDER a guy that's a pig like that? Pretty sure you're better than that.
#43 - On 05/23/2009 at 9:44am by silentshadow
#43: Mardi Gras is NOT a place, it is a HOLIDAY. Jackass.
#44 - On 06/03/2009 at 8:43pm by ohhhhshizzz
maybe your just ugly. it's not the crutches! I'm on crutches and I've hooked up with so many guys because they "feel sorry for me" ha suckers!!!
