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Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18353) - you deserved it (4009)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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dine n’ dash?

#3 - On 11/12/2010 at 9:28pm by keoct

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it's more like his life sucks and you should go get yourself another sandwich..imagine what it's like to be so desperate for food that you have to steal yank it from someone's hand and run...

#6 - On 11/12/2010 at 9:34pm by _blah_blah_blah_

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