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Today, at work I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then shows up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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On 11/12/2010 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Poop usually comes FROM the asshole.

#8 - On 11/12/2010 at 6:12am by Quest_

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looks like you're -takes off shades- dealing with a shitty situation. YEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

#12 - On 11/12/2010 at 6:15am by munkee_6669

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