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Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5375) - you deserved it (44642)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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seriously it's not that hard to use a manual can opener.... tard

#10 - On 11/10/2010 at 4:07pm by jim69

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Next maybe after watching 8 YouTube videos you'll learn how to dress yourself without mommy too =)

#18 - On 11/10/2010 at 4:10pm by xCaseyx

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