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Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5548) - you deserved it (34605)

On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

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that's pretty damn cool.

#1 - On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm by georggx

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F your life? You're an idiot, F the poor people stuck behind you. Cops are horrible drivers most of the time, at least over here they are.

#17 - On 11/10/2010 at 1:10pm by Anteezy

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