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Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML


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On 11/10/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (York)

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that's pretty damn cool.

#1 - On 11/10/2010 at 12:56pm by georggx

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You, OP, are the epitome of police incompetence. Congratulations.

#12 - On 11/10/2010 at 1:06pm by SecureReflex

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