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Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19434) - you deserved it (1817)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

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"hi how are you doing-whoa! i am so sorry-whoa! that was an accident-whoa!..."

#7 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:17pm by zp5

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FYL sorry bud

#1 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:12pm by kill3rs

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