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Today, I freaked out when I couldn't get my bathroom door open. After ten minutes of panic when thinking about how I'd be stuck there for at least 8 hours until my roommate would get home, and another five mentally going over survival skills, I realized that I had forgotten to unlock the door. FML

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lmao! You fail. :)
But s'all good.. we all have those kind of moments at some point in our lives 0:-)

#9 - On 11/08/2010 at 7:09pm by maccamcrbja

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That happens to all of us, no worries dude.
Just check your locks from now on. lol

#14 - On 11/08/2010 at 7:11pm by sniperkitten

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