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Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterward we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shake hands with ask "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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On 02/07/2009 at 6:02pm - misc - by ChoirGuy (man) - United States (California)

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Hahahaha. Don't worry dude, it happens with old folks. They always get my name all messed up and call me the girl version of it. Just don't take it personally and just laugh and move on to the next silly question.

Also, it could be that the old gal just wanted to see something he hasn't seen in a while, so she was trying to make you pull your pants down. Hahahah. Okay, j/k that was gross.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 7:41pm by NofolkDude

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I am actually neither a lesbian or emo. I am a guy, hence the nickname 'ChoirGuy.'

#8 - On 02/08/2009 at 4:47am by ChoirGuy

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