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Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17360) - you deserved it (2995)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Do you keep your laundry in a garbage bag?

#3 - On 11/07/2010 at 3:09am by FYLDeep

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Um, it might be helpful to not put your laundry in a garbage bag next to the door? Just a thought. Your roommate still should pay some attention to what (s)he is taking out, although that is probably a little too advanced for someone taking out the trash the very first time, hehe.

#36 - On 11/07/2010 at 9:34pm by Inspired22

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