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Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24811) - you deserved it (2525)

On 11/05/2010 at 7:14pm - misc - by nolife (woman) - United States (California)

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Go change your number. If you tell them you're being harassed and stalked, they shouldn't charge you for it.

#1 - On 11/06/2010 at 3:30am by sassysoprano

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To be quite honest, I think he's not really one to talk-- after all, he's the one dedicating his time to stalking you. That's pretty sad.
I wouldn't worry about it, OP! Don't listen to your personal psycho. After all, he seems to have some issues.

#2 - On 11/06/2010 at 3:30am by nerdsgetmehot

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