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Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18634) - you deserved it (5282)

On 11/05/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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You should learn how to drive.

#1 - On 11/06/2010 at 3:31am by tzecco

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Same thing happened to me, OP. I lost control of my car from no fault of my own, bounced off a guardrail, shot across 3 lanes of highway, missed everyone else on the road, and hit the other guardrail. I was fine, missed everyone else on the road, but totaled my car. I called the highway patrol to report the accident, and when the cop showed up, he wrote me a $600 ticket for "speed too fast for conditions"...I asked how he was going to write me a ticket for something he wasn't there to witness and he just stared at me. Fought the ticket and won, I suggest you look into fighting it.

#21 - On 11/06/2010 at 10:09am by MrCool48444

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