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Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22182) - you deserved it (2505)

On 11/04/2010 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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Wow, Wal-Mart security sure is stupid if they're going to kick you out for something so insignificant. Slow day for security.

#3 - On 11/05/2010 at 3:10am by zenti

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so much for trying to help someone.. I'm sorry OP :(

#2 - On 11/05/2010 at 3:07am by SexyGamerNerd110

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