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Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML
salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...
You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you fucking sicko??!
You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.
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Friday 4 September 2015