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Today, I made salmon patties and boiled cabbage. I smelled smoke from my stove burner, but thought I spilled something in the burner. No big deal. Later, this horrible smell started coming from the stove. My husband took the stove apart, only to find that I had fried a mouse as well. FML

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On 11/04/2010 at 11:17am - misc - by Whitley - United States (Kentucky)

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salmon patties and boiled cabbage... That was you're first mistake...

#5 - On 11/04/2010 at 2:03pm by Miss_Represented

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You fried a mouse? That's disgusting! What the hell is wrong with you, you fucking sicko??!

You should have sauteed it in lemon butter with some shallots and garlic. Dumbass.

#33 - On 11/04/2010 at 2:47pm by DocBastard

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