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Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8635) - you deserved it (13947)

On 11/02/2010 at 7:34pm - misc - by djangle (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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That is so wrong on so many levels, but at least he/ she didn't say you have the sexual prowess of a quadriplegic.

#20 - On 11/03/2010 at 6:23am by Jerzyginger74

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I don't think the counsellor know what that disease is all about. my uncle just died of it about 2 years ago...and it has absolutely nothing to do with communication. it has to do with deteriorating muscles. they deteriorate until you have no strength left, not even enough for your heart to pump. so don't take it too seriously, your counsellor is a dumb ass!

#39 - On 11/03/2010 at 12:53pm by DJ_Zee

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