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Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML


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On 04/26/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by chippuh (woman) - United States (California)

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He asked you where you were?
Where did he think you were? On the roof of the car?

#7 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:31am by nnnnn12345

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ouch that sucks
i wouldve been super pissed if i were you.
i hope they turned around! (:

#1 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:05am by livelife

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