Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19654) - you deserved it (3723)
On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)
idiot's life also sucksToday, my son stuck coins in our DVD player. It would be cute if he wasn't 25. FML
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get…
#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 8:16pm by drippingfaucet
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he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?
#5 - On 10/30/2010 at 8:18pm by ugh_a_lug
+4 | 7
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