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Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24631) - you deserved it (4925)

On 10/30/2010 at 7:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

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smart kid

#1 - On 10/30/2010 at 8:16pm by drippingfaucet

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he could lift a pumpkin onto your car?

#5 - On 10/30/2010 at 8:18pm by ugh_a_lug

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