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Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML


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On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)

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YDI for texting him that. If you're gonna tell your dad you're getting married, at least call him, FFS.

#2 - On 10/29/2010 at 2:09pm by allmidnighteyes

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gotta pay for that wedding.

#1 - On 10/29/2010 at 2:07pm by Thin_Ice

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