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Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21075) - you deserved it (2314)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)

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