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Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot, and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized is stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment shivering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6315) - you deserved it (17870)

On 10/26/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Bellucy27 - United States

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think of the fun you'll have tomorrow though

#2 - On 10/27/2010 at 3:13am by cono1717

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:(

#1 - On 10/27/2010 at 3:13am by Wizardroxx

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