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Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML
I can't see how you could be helpless on the floor. grab the sword and stand up sissy
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016