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Today, I got very drunk after being fired from my job. In my depressed, intoxicated state, I posted my facebook status as 'Goodbye world'. The only response was from my dad saying 'cya'. His comment got 29 likes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39293) - you deserved it (11856)

On 10/23/2010 at 9:15am - misc - by drunkfacebookuser (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Because every one would expect you to post your suicide note on facebook?

#1 - On 10/23/2010 at 1:32pm by RedPillSucks

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he probably knew you were wasted. I wouldve done the same thing I hate when people bitch about how crappy their lives are on facebook

#8 - On 10/23/2010 at 1:36pm by mattman1994

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