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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Jade - 16/02/2011 05:55

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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By adrenochrome - 09/02/2009 09:21 - Lithuania

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

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By inseriouspain - 22/08/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

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By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Monday 9 February 2009 22:35

I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?

lemon_squeezy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:25

ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...

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marv_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 3:12

I did that with astringent once. Not so fun.

Riku714 25

Tuesday 8 October 2013 15:38

Cool story bro.

Lou_Briccant 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 16:15

Because she put it there! Duh.

Dr_Phil 0

Monday 9 February 2009 22:35

I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?

amerrah 4

Friday 19 February 2010 6:35

Some of them are fragrence free.

jesskaa 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 22:45

SUCKSSS =) THATS SOMETHING ME OR MY FRIENDS WOULD DO YOU ARE NOT ALONE one time i used eye makeup remover to try to take off my nail polish =/

idefka 34

Thursday 26 November 2015 19:43

You might have done that, but most likely it didn't burn your eyes.

Km_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:12

lol, nice work :s Read the bottle next time

lemon_squeezy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:25

ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...

morgannnn_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:48

I did that once! i was daydreaming while taking off my makeup and then it starting stinging...i couldn't figure out why until i looked down at the bottle and realized it was nail polish remover.

xsydbabyx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:40

NOWAI! I bet you're blind now. Sux4u. - S.

SeemsToBeHappy_fml 1

Friday 27 March 2009 5:03

holy! omg! that has to hurt SOOOOO bad! i fewl bad 4 u!

happy2468 21

Wednesday 3 April 2013 22:00

Feel*

brinababyboo 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 0:49

Aweh! I've done that too! Id hurt really bad and my boyfriend proceeded to laugh at me when he saw me do it.

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