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Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML


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On 02/07/2009 at 3:43pm - misc - by Snow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?

#9 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:35pm by Huh

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ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...

#17 - On 03/08/2009 at 1:25pm by lemon_squeezy

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