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Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17899) - you deserved it (7106)

On 10/21/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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sux but don't break the law

#1 - On 10/21/2010 at 7:08pm by figgity83

See in context

+6 | 3

Maybe the other cars parked there after the cop came through to ticket you. Hmm...

#25 - On 10/21/2010 at 8:53pm by Souners

See in context

+3 | 3

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