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Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20582) - you deserved it (1642)

On 10/18/2010 at 7:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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Hahaha. Wow. Talk about scarred for life. Reminds my of the time my great grandmother was doing laundry, and decided the shirt and bra she was wearing needed to be washed too. O.O

#2 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:13pm by quepasaguapo

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1) Make a note of which cup it was.
2) Make sure you never use it.
3) Wait until a sibling is really annoying.
4) Make them a tasty beverage in the cup.
5) Tell them the hilarious anecdote.
6) Run.

#17 - On 10/18/2010 at 2:50pm by Zebidee

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