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Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML
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Very suspicious behavior, indeed!
The cops were very worried when they found you weren't with some dude or your personal vibrator. And disappointed.
Maybe you can try reading in a park instead next time.
...Oh, wait, cops will just question you about being a corpse then. Never mind.
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Friday 22 May 2015