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Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17524) - you deserved it (2084)

On 10/17/2010 at 7:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Very suspicious behavior, indeed!

The cops were very worried when they found you weren't with some dude or your personal vibrator. And disappointed.

#3 - On 10/18/2010 at 3:08am by perdix

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Maybe you can try reading in a park instead next time.

...Oh, wait, cops will just question you about being a corpse then. Never mind.

#5 - On 10/18/2010 at 3:22am by Matus

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