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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8160) - you deserved it (57254)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

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