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Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8678) - you deserved it (59231)

On 04/26/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by waltzy777 - United States (Indiana)

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Today, I was bored so I decided to shave a penis into my head, but right as I went to shave the rest off, my razor burst into flames. Angry, I decided to paint a penis into the side of our house. When I went to paint the rest of the wall, a homeless man stole my paint and ran off. So I decided to draw penises all over my arms, but when I went to remove them, I found I found i had not drawn them in, but in fact carved them in with a knife. FML

#30 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:21am by TJayU

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how the fuck do you do that haha thats some creativity

#7 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:07am by goode48

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