Today, I was bored so I decided to shave a penis into my head, but right as I went to shave the rest off, my razor burst into flames. Angry, I decided to paint a penis into the side of our house. When I went to paint the rest of the wall, a homeless man stole my paint and ran off. So I decided to draw penises all over my arms, but when I went to remove them, I found I found i had not drawn them in, but in fact carved them in with a knife. FML
how the fuck do you do that haha thats some creativity
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