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Today, my perfectly sane and healthy 90 year old grandmother had a heart to heart with me. She told me she'd pay for a boob job. When I asked why, she said, "Sweetie, you'll never attract someone with those tiny suckers." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28202) - you deserved it (3527)

On 10/16/2010 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Utah)

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Tell her to take the money and use it to get hers off the floor.

#2 - On 10/16/2010 at 6:07am by FFML_314

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At least she cares I guess.

I found a positive. (:

#1 - On 10/16/2010 at 6:05am by SarahBearXoX

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