pathetic_girl
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Strict household
Today, I accidentally admitted to two girls in my first year university astronomy class that I have a strict 10pm bedtime. FML
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TaylorTotsYumm 10
There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:
psuboy 0
hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from
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SokDek 14
Crikey
SokDek 14
what the hell? I didn't say that! Crikey!
FFFFFUUUUU 0
15 - It's so ironic that you made a mistake considering that you think spelling errors are funny and sad at the sane time :) lol
Thin_Ice_fml 0
and it's same, not sane. I find that ironic too lol
allenrotstein 0
How is this a FML? Mine is 10:20pn sharp. and I get up at 5:50am sharp.
zerobahamut03 2
OH THE IRONY!!!!!
1personinthiswor 0
Wow, you guys all failed. XD
Beebow_fml 5
ydi
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
58: Unless you know something that I don't, his comment just got moderated. He didn't get banned.
xshadyshadow 0
41 - I spy with my little eye, something spelled horribly wrong...haha
2kool4skoolyo 0
why comments dissapear
FFFFFUUUUU 0
33 - Noooo....correction fail ;(
jpest17 5
so?
psuboy 0
hopefully you go to a big school and you'll have more to choose from
oakleyguy 0
Don't be afraid it's only pussy
biass 0
^ Says the owl.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
20 OP is a dude
cyaneyedangel 2
Erm, op is a girl.
oakleyguy 0
55 what are you doing to your dog you dirty hamster... btw didn't know op was female maybe she has a fetish for wetting the bed wear a diaper
flamingice 0
Hey, sometimes the girls wanna get a girl too. But it would still be embarrassing for a potential friend to know about a bedtime.
Sickasstrickflip 0
If she's attractive, then her bedtime is cute; if she's unattractive, it's weird.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
There's nothing wrong with going to bed early.(:
biass 0
Beside the fact you miss all the fun. They really shouldn't judge him negatively though. It's not like he's being forced to or something. Now that would be lame.
Ohnocurly 0
I wish I could be in bed before ten every night. There is nothing wrong with enjoying sleep. I don't think fun is limited to the late hours of the night.
cristy91 33
It's nothing to be ashamed at! jk, it's pretty bad ._.
HamsteronA 0
BAD GRAMMER ALERT! It should be "nothing to be ashamed OF"
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Grammar.*
zerobahamut03 2
I like how most of the people who are grammar Nazi's can't spell grammar...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#74 Not most of them, only some of them.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
74: If you can't spell it, you're not really a Grammar Nazi.
sasonzal 4
****** alam on ya ass natzi,shit y'all pepole piss me off n by da way I have auto correct on my iPod I rite like this to piss u off,usualy I write like a normal person
nerdsgetmehot 23
#83 "****** alarm?" Oh good grief. :P
ripjohnlennon 5
I'm tired of all the grammar Nazis
nerdsgetmehot 23
#90 I'm tired of all the rampant illiteracy. :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#92 Me too. Oh, crap. What?
illegalnative 0
grammar nazi him until he disides to quit
drawing_a_blank 0
*decides
flamingice 0
You used an extra apostrophe there. It's spelled Nazis.
te_amo_ily 0
:'(
skittle68 0
Duck face
smallsmerry 0
correction! sexy duck face
WearingHats 14
Correction, butterface. Tons of makeup does not equal sexy.
nosajstreetracer_fml 0
and yet..... I think she's gorgeous
a2rian 0
hey gorgeous(;
MAGNAVOX 0
How do you accidentally admit that? Are you afraid of pussy?
MAGNAVOX 0
Aw nvm you're a girl:/
UnicornsDoExist 0
Lmao, I just saw that too.
seymourlilly17 0
YOU'RE A POTATO!
ZachMitch1994 0
it's a girl dumbass
MAGNAVOX 0
I know dummy!
robotiick 12
^win
thizzl3ear 0
next time you see them ask them if they wanna tuck you in and read you bed time story
tiptoppc 21
Yeah, TOTALLY not creepy or anything!
starile 20
FYI, OP: your "strict" 10pm bedtime isn't going to last very long. You're in college now.
TheKingOfHyrule 0
........university.
MasterOfTheXP 2
...FYI?
MasterOfTheXP 2
oh yeah...for your information. not a typo of fml and ydi. :P
greengreengreen 13
#27, In America University and College are the same thing
JinxTheMagician 0
awwww poor baby :'(((((
tigrouficele2012 44
...so?
HeatherXCore 0
How's that a fail? If someone said that to me I'd reply "I wish I could fall asleep that early". it's no big deal.
tigrouficele2012 44
@17: Exactly!
MAGNAVOX 0
I left a reply on comment #12, which is now gone and my reply went to 11. So now it makes no sense at all.