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Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5223) - you deserved it (28408)

On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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is she alive?

#1 - On 10/12/2010 at 1:14pm by rigorouswolf

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what, are you like ten?

#2 - On 10/12/2010 at 1:14pm by rockclimber919

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