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Today, my mom rolled up the car window on my fingers. She thought my yelling and crying was because I was throwing a tantrum. I'm 26. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (3793)

On 10/11/2010 at 3:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Why don't you tell everyone how they are crank windows. I promise we won't make fun of you.

#14 - On 10/11/2010 at 10:30am by FFML_314

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I don't know what's worse, the fact that you were crying? or the fact that your mum thinks you still throw tantrums.

but I'm gonna say YDI

#1 - On 10/11/2010 at 10:06am by marinus

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